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Reuben Sandwich
I know what you're all thinking. "This author guy I follow for some reason hasn't done an Arby's Sandwich review in a while". Well, It's the one we've all been waiting for: The Arby's Reuben.
With the big roast beef theme they got going, of course they'd try to make a Reuben sandwich. Keyword here is try.
I actually can't really talk about this one because i always go into a dissassociative state when i eat it, it's that depressing. Last time I woke up under the food court table in a cold sweat. The nice janitor asked me if I needed an ambulance. I should have said yes.
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Final Score: ???
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Honestly, this sandwich can't possibly be good. This is the sandwich equivalent of the scary story your parents would tell you so you stayed out of the woods. Just don't go in there. It's not worth it.
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