1) Do not sneak up on me.

 

2) Do not go through my garbage. 

 

3) The McDonalds stickers I collect for the free coffees are mine and mine alone you don't need to lean over and see how many I have and make a comment on the bus just mind your own business.

 

4) Do not plagiarize my work (if you do lawyers are expensive so if I do get one then you'll know you messed up).

 

5) If you see me in court do not approach me, it's not a good time.