This is the sandwich I get when I feel like treating myself. It makes me feel fancy and superior to everyone around me in the food court, as I dip my bread in the weird brown liquid with my pink sticking out. (I think it's called "Oh, Jews!")

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So obviously after a monumental achievement like selling 3 books on Amazon in a month, you know you'll see me sitting there with my monocle on, eating my french dip (More like French DRIP, knowwhatimsayyinnn).

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French people aren't the only ones allowed to be fancy and dip their sandwiches in beef water.

 

A little fact about me. I can't eat Arby's without getting it EVERYWHERE! And you better believe every drop of #arbyssauce is going in my mouth. I hope this table was clean ha ha #covid

Also, I realize it is a controversial opinion, whether or not one should slather Arbys sauce on a french dip. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I'm not allowed in Quebec anymore because of it. That's okay though. I am obviously pro-Arbys sauce, loud and proud, and I always will be until the day I die (probably from an Arby's-related heart condition).

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Final Score: 8/10

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